According to the venerable WorldNetDaily.com, the Web site of our favorite bloviator was allegedly hacked and out of service for an hour during the morning hours of Aug. 22.

WorldNetDaily is, of course, the outfit that publishes Savage’s site, after he was dumped by the equally kooky Canada Free Press.

According to the WND story, Savage “wonders” whether the British government might have “ordered” the hack attack.

I know, I know.

That’s right, Savage. The British government is so afraid of you, they engineered a cyber attack against your Web site. That’s because they didn’t want the world reading all the self-promoting “stories” you have up there, or the links to WND and the Washington Times, or all the creepy ads that you have posted. Oh, and let’s not forget the bleatings for money you publish all over the thing.

That’s why the U.K government wanted to shut you down.

Savage will tell you it could be because of the monstrous fight he has going against the British government after he was banned from entering England earlier this year. “Secret” emails, he charges, show that the government “colluded” to get him banned. With whom the government colluded is never spelled out, but that doesn’t matter. Facts never do where Savage is concerned.

What matters is Savage’s self-promotion, and the constant struggle to feed his own ego. The man is an attention sponge. He is never sated. He’ll blow anything out of proportion to “prove” just how important and dangerous he really is.

When in reality, he’s nothing but pathetic.

Keep the faith.